21 Things You Don’t Buy With Coupons

If a salesman approaches you with a too-good-to-be-true deal on the generic version of any of these products, forgo the discount and buy the brand name at the higher price.

1. Brain Surgery
2. Senate Seat
3. Birth Control
4. Parachute
5. Body Armor
6. Chastity Belt
7. Criminal Defense Counsel
8. Breast Implants
9. Dictator Birthday Gift
10. Prosthetics
11. Pregnancy Test Kit
12. Engagement Ring
13. Motorcycle Helmet
14. Pacemaker Battery
15. Geiger Counter
16. Air Raid Siren
17. Shark Proof Cage
18. Doberman Pinscher Leash
19. Toupee
20. Bungie Cord
21. Mother-in-law Portrait

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